Why did the chicken...?
For years scientists have been debating such mind boggling issues such as 'Is time travel possible?', the subtle nuances of quantum physics, and superstring theories. Today in the spirit of the much debated 'What came first, the chicken or the egg?' I bring you famous comments on the much debated subject, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Take these as you will and perhaps they will help you in your own personal discovery to the question about life and everything else. (p.s. the answer is not 42)(This will mean something to some people.)
Why?
HOWARD STERN: Let's see your breasts.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historic inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
HOWARD STERN: Let's see your breasts.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historic inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
posted by David at 3:44 AM
8 Comments:
balk balk!
he really crossed the road cause his wife told him to!
hehehehhe
Cause he saw some nice huge breast?
you can NOT be his friend unless I say so!!
he is the chicken and I am the wife
RAR
LMAO Tisha are you holding onto Dave's Chicken-leash?
Thats not a good sign. *cuts the leash* RUN DAVE RUN!!!
it gonna be chicken "fries" for dinner tonight!! TADOW!
oh ya ... p.s. I happen to have it on great authority that the chicken crossed the road for the same reason the Tauren did...
to see STIG...
/bonks Carmen on the head
MOOoooooooo!
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