Teeth Matter!
I bring you this fine picture today along with a story that should be a lesson to us all.
About a month ago I was talking with my co-worker Mike on our long car pool of a drive home and he mentioned that he had a missed call from some phone number he did not recognize on his phone. So he called it back to see who it was to find it was the number of the gas station attendant that he had breifly talked to the week before, when she called him at one point. Which leads us to warning sign #1.
Background Note: They knew each other from high school.
#1. If a girl stumbled across a check you wrote at the gas station and calls you up using the phone number she found on it, this is usually a sign of ill tidings.
Ok, so this was all innocent enough. Mike wasn't trying to hook up with her, besides he has a 'model' girlfriend. But he wanted to go into the station when we got back there to go say Hi to her and be nice. No big deal.
I make a comment when he gets done with the short phone call he just made to find out who it was 'again', and I say, "Mike, I wonder if that is the same girl I met a few weeks ago at that place. It was an interesting experience. I remember it well. I got home that evening and told my wife, "Honey I was at the gas station and there was this cute petite blond behind the counter till I got close and took a look. She smiled and *GAG*, there was more cavity than white teeth showing. The girl hasn't brushed a day in her life I thought.", so I tell this to Mike and he furls up his eyebrows and says, "That might be here, the petite and blond matches, guess I will find out."
I leave the gas station after we got there to get back into our own vehicles and I see Mike going into the station. I go down the road to KFC to pick up some food for the family and as I am ordering I get a call from Mike.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" is all I hear on the phone when I say Hello. It seems I was talking about the same person. Poor Mikey.. he said "Her grill was fine in high school!"... so I guess she stopped brushing when she graduated, go figure.
I told my wife and she created this fine representation picture to present to Mike to be a reminder of a lesson learned.
Teeth, as much as you may say don't matter, they do. So check your grill! (Grill = Teeth if your lingo is a little behind the times).
About a month ago I was talking with my co-worker Mike on our long car pool of a drive home and he mentioned that he had a missed call from some phone number he did not recognize on his phone. So he called it back to see who it was to find it was the number of the gas station attendant that he had breifly talked to the week before, when she called him at one point. Which leads us to warning sign #1.
Background Note: They knew each other from high school.
#1. If a girl stumbled across a check you wrote at the gas station and calls you up using the phone number she found on it, this is usually a sign of ill tidings.
Ok, so this was all innocent enough. Mike wasn't trying to hook up with her, besides he has a 'model' girlfriend. But he wanted to go into the station when we got back there to go say Hi to her and be nice. No big deal.
I make a comment when he gets done with the short phone call he just made to find out who it was 'again', and I say, "Mike, I wonder if that is the same girl I met a few weeks ago at that place. It was an interesting experience. I remember it well. I got home that evening and told my wife, "Honey I was at the gas station and there was this cute petite blond behind the counter till I got close and took a look. She smiled and *GAG*, there was more cavity than white teeth showing. The girl hasn't brushed a day in her life I thought.", so I tell this to Mike and he furls up his eyebrows and says, "That might be here, the petite and blond matches, guess I will find out."
I leave the gas station after we got there to get back into our own vehicles and I see Mike going into the station. I go down the road to KFC to pick up some food for the family and as I am ordering I get a call from Mike.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" is all I hear on the phone when I say Hello. It seems I was talking about the same person. Poor Mikey.. he said "Her grill was fine in high school!"... so I guess she stopped brushing when she graduated, go figure.
I told my wife and she created this fine representation picture to present to Mike to be a reminder of a lesson learned.
Teeth, as much as you may say don't matter, they do. So check your grill! (Grill = Teeth if your lingo is a little behind the times).
posted by David at 6:04 PM
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